Jokes
One teacher asked a student:
- What is the verb tense "keep quiet"?
- The Future Impossible! - He replied.
Inscriptions in the offices of GPs::
"Due to strike from the 9th to March 15th will not accept! All symptoms of the diseases and their treatment has them on the Internet!"
- There is an article "Is it bad to eat after 6 pm, how to put the illustration to the article?
- I think "Last Supper" by Leonardo will display all ideal injury.
- How is your new girlfriend?
- How can I say ... It does not even hide that her very much interested in my new car, house and kasha in Spain.
- But you and me? Forget it and hide it!
- I would appreciate, but the tax inspector can not escape ...
- I have two news for you.
- Start with good.
- And who said that there is good?
Clairvoyant doctor complaining of:
- Doctor, I stopped to see the future.
- Yeah? ... And when it?
- From next week.
A programmer had been to visit a friend - pianist. Polafili, beery and pianistat decided to show his friend his new piano. He sat and razsviril. After about an hour and ended with a repertoire turned to his guest asleep:
- Well, what do you say?
Developer opened one eye and replied:
- A little dumb that the keys are not labeled, but on the other hand many izkefi me that Shift-a pressing foot.
- How Microsoft's engineers are needed to change a lamp?
- Four.
-??
- The first to ask for registration number of the lamp.
The second you asked:
- And you you restart it (to turn it on and exceptions)?
Third ask:
- A reinstall it?
Fourth say ing:
- Are there problems with the hardware you have! In the office we have the same lamp and works without drivers.
January 1. Note:
Happy New Year!
p.s. cabbage juice in the refrigerator.
ps2 refrigerator in the kitchen ...
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Bojan saw the note and wonder:
- Okay, where the cuisine is ..
Run test. Out of the room jaded student. All waiting once asked him: - How did it go?
- As a church.
- How so?
- He asks a question, I be baptized. I answer, he was baptized.
Traveler came to a small rural station to catch a train in eight and thirty. To the station clock showed eight twenty-five and he decided that enough time to buy a newspaper. But when you come to the platform, the train has already disappeared into the distance. The passenger looked at the clock on the platform and saw that shows eight thirty-five. When I complained to the station chief of the difference between two clocks, one replied:
- Why do we need two clocks if they show the same time?
